Articles Tagged with “Dumb”
18/02/2008: Insane
Mohamed Al Fayed has gone beyond the improbable to the truly insane.
13/04/2007: BBC News Roundup
Scientists produce sperm from bone (no sniggering at the back) and teen trashes house.
12/04/2007: The Way Bureaucracies Work
- In 1950, publish a comprehensive set of rules.
- In 1974, publish a note which adds a few more rules and rescinds several of the old one.
- In 1981, publish a note which adjusts one of the conditions for the a particular rule given in the 1974 note but doesn’t otherwise rescind it.
- In 1987, publish a note which entirely replaces the 1974 note, not incorporating the changes of the 1981 note, although not rescinding it either.
- In 1992, publish a guidebook purporting to “summarise” the rules so far, but which actually contradicts the rules in several places. It must be full of pretty pictures.
- In 1993, an internal briefing establishes more rules, but these are never publically published.
- In 1994, publish a note that adjusts the conditions for rule #2 in last year’s internal briefing, but without restating what rule #2 was.
- In 1997, publish a note rescinding the 1981 note.
- In 1998, reprint the 1992 guide without edits.
- In 1999, compile a full and comprehensive set of all the rules so far. Only…
10/04/2007: THIS IS TRUE
PLEASE DON’T READ THIS.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. Then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “I wasnt pretty enough”. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions: Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
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