Articles Tagged with "Dumb"

18/02/2008: Insane

Mohamed Al Fayed has gone beyond the improbable to the truly insane.

13/04/2007: BBC News Roundup

Scientists produce sperm from bone (no sniggering at the back) and teen trashes house.

12/04/2007: The Way Bureaucracies Work

In 1950, publish a comprehensive set of rules.
In 1974, publish a note which adds a few more rules and rescinds several of the old one.
In 1981, publish a note which adjusts one of the conditions for the a particular rule given in the 1974 note but doesn’t otherwise rescind it.
In 1987, publish a note which entirely replaces the 1974 note, not incorporating the changes of the 1981 note, although not rescinding it either.
In 1992, publish a guidebook purporting to “summarise” the rules so far, but which actually contradicts the rules in several places. It must be full of pretty pictures.
In 1993, an internal briefing establishes more rules, but these are never publically published.
In 1994, publish a note that adjusts the conditions for rule #2 in last year’s internal briefing, but without restating what rule #2 was.
In 1997, publish a note rescinding the 1981 note.
In 1998, reprint the 1992 guide without edits.
In 1999, compile a full and comprehensive set of all the rules so far. Only…

10/04/2007: THIS IS TRUE

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. Then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: “I wasnt pretty enough”. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions: Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

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